Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Paperboy
Adrian Monk: I think there's something in the newspaper he didn't want me to see. Sharona: What? Adrian Monk: I don't know. Maybe an article about another crime he committed. Do me a favor. Go down the street buy me a newspaper. Sharona: Okay. Okay, but you're coming with me. Adrian Monk: I can't. If something spills, I want to be here. Sharona: Adrian, trust me. If something spills, you don't want to be here. Adrian Monk: That's a good point.