Lieutenant Disher: Sapphire Mansion. I've never been. Have you ever been?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Once. Ten years ago.
Sharona: Did your wife find out?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. I told her. In therapy. We were playing the honesty game.
Lieutenant Disher: Red Roof Inn?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yep. This was before they built the new lobby.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, Captain, I think Monk might be onto something here. Maybe we should tag along.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Lieutenant, I think you might be right.
Sharona: Oh, God.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, I'm married. I'm not dead.