Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Diane Luden: Mr. Monk? And you- You must be Sharona. Oh, thank you for coming. I'm Diane Luden. I am- I was Elliott D'Souza's assistant. [After Diane shakes Monk's hand, Sharona hands him a wipe] Diane Luden: I'm sorry. Wasn't I supposed to shake hands? You're the first private detective I ever met. Sharona: Oh, no. Don't worry. It's not you. It's him.