Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Last night midnight I get up and use the bathroom. Five minutes later, I hear him. He's in there cleaning. An hour and a half. Lieutenant Disher: Geez. Captain Stottlemeyer: Kind of makes a guy self-conscious. Lieutenant Disher: Well, you could stay with me, sir. I have TiVo. Captain Stottlemeyer: No. No, I couldn't leave now. I'd hurt his feelings. He thinks he owes me because I held his hand when Trudy died. That's my new, full-time job. Not hurting people's feelings.