Sharona: Oh, my God. I can't watch. Adrian, tell me what's happening.
Adrian Monk: The three is crooked.
Sharona: What three?
Adrian Monk: On the scoreboard. Why doesn't he fix it?
Sharona: Adrian, I need you to watch the game. How's he doing?
Adrian Monk: The one is upside down.
Sharona: You can't tell the one is upside down.
Adrian Monk: I can tell. The whole scoreboard, it's like some surreal, abstract art thing.