Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Airplane
Ticket Clerk: I can assure you, Mr. Monk, this particular aircraft has an excellent safety record. Adrian Monk: Could I see it? Sharona: Adrian. He doesn't have the safety record with him. Adrian Monk: How long would it take you to get a copy? Woman: Now he wants to see the safety record. Ugh! He's gonna sit right next to me. I know it. Adrian Monk: And the last time the plane was disinfected was when, would you say?