Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
Captain Stottlemeyer: Willie Nelson? Jody: I'm Willie Nelson. Bee: I'm Willie Nelson. Mickey: I'm Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson: I don't think they're goin' for it, boys. Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Nelson, we have a warrant for your arrest for the premeditated murder of Jason "Sonny" Cross. Adrian Monk: Captain, this is a mistake. He is not the guy. Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, you can't be objective. You're a member of the damn band.