Sharona: I just can't picture you on a track team.
Adrian Monk: I had a life, you know, before we met.
Sharona: Oh, no, no. I know you had a life. I just didn't think it involved wearing gym shorts and showering with other guys.
Adrian Monk: I didn't shower with other guys. I had a note from my doctor.
Sharona: I bet you had lots of notes from your doctor.
Adrian Monk: As a matter of fact, I did. I had a whole, separate binder.