Captain Stottlemeyer: Our perp is Sidney Teal.
Sharona: The computer guy?
Adrian Monk: Get out of town.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Take a look. That's what $5 billion looks like.
Adrian Monk: Get out of town. What in God's name was he doing?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think maybe that this is how he got his kicks. I mean, that kind of money can make a person crazy.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I wouldn't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, right. Anyway, that's my theory. If you've got a better one, I'd really like to hear it.