Adrian Monk: I'd rather not take any medication while I'm here.
Dr. Lancaster: Why do you say that?
Adrian Monk: Because I don't need it. I shouldn't even be here. I know you you probably have heard that before.
Dr. Lancaster: Why don't you grab a seat, and we'll talk about it.
Adrian Monk: This is a test, isn't it?
Dr. Lancaster: What do you mean?
Adrian Monk: You want to see which chair I pick.
Dr. Lancaster: No, Adrian, it's not a test. Just grab a seat. [Adrian sits down] Oh, the left chair. Very interesting. Hmm. I'm just kidding. Relax. It's just a joke.