Adrian Monk: Bus! Bus! Bus!
Sharona: I still can't believe this. The mayor asked for you personally.
Adrian Monk: There's a bus on the right.
Sharona: Oh, this is great. This is gonna get you back on the force. I'm telling you.
Adrian Monk: I already have a job, remember? The girl in Santa Clara? Merging! Merging! Everybody's mer-
Sharona: You want to drive?
Adrian Monk: What lane are you in?
Sharona: You want to drive? I'll sit there and yell and point and drive you nuts, 'cause you're driving me nuts, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Alright. Sorry. It's red! It's red! Come on, it's red!