Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the End (Part One)
Captain Stottlemeyer: You were with Kazarinsky yesterday. We know you sold him some fake id. What was it? A driver's license, passport? Ronnie: I don't know what you're talking about. Captain Stottlemeyer: [grabs him] Ronnie, I don't have time to dance with you today. My friend is sick. You understand? Ronnie: Your friend is sick, what does that mean? Captain Stottlemeyer: It means that I need that name. I need to know the name that Joey Kazarinsky is using now. Ronnie: So you need a name? What are you gonna do? Hit me with a phonebook? There are no phonebooks in here, Captain. Nobody uses phonebooks any more. They all use computers. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you're right. [looks over at a laptop computer] [later, Stottlemeyer carries a beat-up laptop as he passes Disher:] Lieutenant Disher: Did you get a name? Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, I did. Oh, your computer crashed.