Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Badge
Lieutenant Disher: Well, when you leave, use the west entrance. Adrian Monk: Why? Captain Stottlemeyer: Surprise. Adrian Monk: What is it? Lieutenant Disher: It's a surprise. Adrian Monk: Well, what is it? Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, if we told you, It wouldn't be a surprise now, would it? Adrian Monk: No, I guess it wouldn't. What is it? Lieutenant Disher: [to Stottlemeyer] What is it?