Officer DiMarco: So could you hold this for me for a second?
Adrian Monk: Uh, whoa, whoa.
Officer DiMarco: Just one second. I need to get rid of this. It's not the '50s.
Adrian Monk: Wait, wait...
Officer DiMarco: All you need...
Adrian Monk: What do we have here?
Officer DiMarco: Uh, this is your computer. Yeah, four terabytes with a fiber optic web interface. It's, uh, it's for logging calls. [hands over headset] This is yours. It's better than handing out traffic tickets, right?
Adrian Monk: Wh- Why can't I just write 'em in the log book?
Officer DiMarco: What- What's a log book? I don't--