Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, Friday night, the review board and the commissioner met in a private session to talk about you.
Adrian Monk: About me?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I was there, so was Dr. Bell. And they came to a decision. They don't want to use you as a private consultant anymore.
Adrian Monk: I knew it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Wait, no, no, let me finish.
Adrian Monk: You're firing me!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nobody said that.
Natalie: I don't believe it. Is this because he mopped up the blood stain In that jewelry store?
Captain Stottlemeyer: This isn't about that!
Natalie: So he made one mistake in eight years, after 120 cases. He can't make one mistake?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Let me start over.
Adrian Monk: Hey, it's been great! See you.
Natalie: Shame on you! Shame on both of you!
Lieutenant Disher: Well, that could've gone better.