Minister: Trudy, do you take Leland to be your lawfully wedded husband? Do you promise to love, honor, and cherish him for better or worse, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?
T.K. Jensen: I do.
Adrian Monk: Sorry, my fingers are a little stiff.
Natalie: Okay. Okay. Open.
Adrian Monk: There you go.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I picked the right man.
Minister: And Leland, do you take Trudy to be your lawfully wedded wife? Do you promise to cherish, honor, and love her, for better or worse, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I do.
Minister: I now pro-
T.K. Jensen: Oh, wait. There's something else I'd like him to wear. May I have your wallet, please?
[T.K. takes Stottlemeyer's badge out of his wallet, and pins it to his tux]
Minister: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Damn right.