Nicky Phillips: That was a mature Grizzly. They can run up to 30 miles an hour.
Lieutenant Disher: I read somewhere that he's probably more scared of us than we are of him.
Adrian Monk: That's not true. That can't be true.
Nicky Phillips: This is all his fault. If you see a bear you're not supposed to yell! You're supposed to talk to it calmly. Calmly, like this.
Will Dellman: Did you guys hear him? He was screaming like a little girl.
Adrian Monk: I wasn't screaming, exactly.
Brian Willis: You were screaming and crying. We all saw you. You're so pathetic.
Adrian Monk: I was warning you. I was you know, sounding the alarm. Like- Like Paul Revere.
Brian Willis: More like Paul Revere's scared little sister.
Adrian Monk: You joker. He didn't have a sister.