Adrian Monk: Captain Willis. Hey, I thought that was you.
Captain Frank Willis: Are you part of this?
Adrian Monk: Yes, sir. I'm one of the instructors. Because I love kids. I forgot to mention that yesterday, but I love kids. Because they're the future, aren't they? So I guess I'll be getting to know your son here. I mean, I'm assuming he's your son unless he's your younger brother.
Brian Willis: His brother?
Adrian Monk: Well, I mean, you seem so mature, and you look so young.
Brian Willis: And you're a detective?
Adrian Monk: Oh, ho, good comeback. Good comeback. Okay, well, that's enough schmoozing. Let's go camping!