Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Dog
Steve DeWitt: I've already talked to the police. I mean, the real police. They were here for three hours. I didn't know the girl, I never met the girl. Natalie: You were at her house. You were looking for her. Steve DeWitt: I saw she was missing. It was on the news. They said they need volunteers. I was just doing my civic duty. Next time, I won't bother. Adrian Monk: You gave the police a false name. Steve DeWitt: Yes, I have four or five unpaid parking tickets. You want to arrest me for that, go ahead. Adrian Monk: Something spill? Steve DeWitt: Excuse me? Adrian Monk: This part of the floor, it almost looks like it was bleached. Steve DeWitt: Excuse me, I'm not comfortable with you just wandering around. Adrian Monk: I'm sure you're not. Steve DeWitt: I didn't kill anyone, Mr. Monk, you can't prove that I did. Can you? Adrian Monk: No, I can't.