Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Dog
Natalie: She's so clean. Adrian Monk: She should be. I washed her for hours last night. Yeah, don't! Don't pet the tail. She doesn't like that. Natalie: Oh, you like her. Admit it. You like having someone in the house. Adrian Monk: There are moments that aren't entirely unbearable. Natalie: Wow, sounds like true love.