Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and Sharona
Natalie: Mr. Monk? Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah. I'm almost finished. Natalie: You paid her $20 a week more than me? Adrian Monk: She had a kid. Natalie: I have a kid! Adrian Monk: Her kid ate more. Natalie: That's not fair, and you know it. Adrian Monk: Okay, fine, I'll pay you the same. On one condition. When we go to lunch, don't talk to her. I mean, you can talk to her, but not about me. Don't compare notes. And sit at separate tables. And if she offers to pick up the check, for God's sake, don't argue with her.