Quote from Natalie in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Natalie: Come on, the captain's waiting for us. Adrian Monk: Okay. Natalie: Oh, I almost forgot, we just have to stop off at my place. I forgot my cell phone. Adrian Monk: Excuse me. [walks over to his phone and dials; Natalie's phone rings] Oh, good. We found your phone. It's in your bag. What are the odds? So where are they? Are they at your house? Natalie: Come on, Mr. Monk, can't you just come with me? Just pretend to be surprised. They're your friends. They're waiting for you. They love you. They wanna do something special for you. Adrian Monk: I can't- I can't. I can't do it.