Lieutenant Disher: So, were you surprised?
Adrian Monk: Oh, yes. Yes, I was.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I cannot believe you got him in that dumpster.
Natalie: I know. You guys were great. Where did you get that SUV?
Lieutenant Disher: The impound lot.
Adrian Monk: Ah, very funny, very funny. With the car chase and the gunshots. Very amusing. And when the guard got shot, that almost looked real.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, that was real. We had to kill the guard.
Lieutenant Disher: We had to make it look authentic.
Adrian Monk: What do you mean?
Captain Stottlemeyer: [laughs] It was fake blood.
Lieutenant Disher: He's right there.
Adrian Monk: I knew it.