Quote from Adrian Monk in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: [on car phone] Are you guys OK? Natalie: We're being followed. Captain Stottlemeyer: Is it a black SUV? Monk & Natalie: Yes. Captain Stottlemeyer: Nevada plates? Monk & Natalie: Yes. Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, stay calm. We just got word that somebody put out a $20,000 contract on your life. Adrian Monk: A contract? Natalie: On both of us, or just him? [gunfire] What was that? Adrian Monk: Those were gun shots. Go! Natalie: Which way? Adrian Monk: Away from the bullets.