Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Critic
Captain Stottlemeyer: Where the hell's Randy? Natalie: I sent him out to get a newspaper. Captain Stottlemeyer: You? You're You sent Randy out. Well, who are you, the new police commissioner? Natalie: The morning edition comes out at midnight. They're gonna review Julie's play. Captain Stottlemeyer: For the love of God, he's a police lieutenant, not a bellhop. Or maybe he is.