Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Critic
Julie Teeger: Mom, I think this is it. It's from the Admissions Office. Dean of Admissions. You open it. Natalie: No, I can't. I'm too nervous. Mr. Monk, you open it. Adrian Monk: I'd be happy to. I'll call you later. Let you know what it says. Natalie: Where are you going? Adrian Monk: Well, all my letter-opening equipment is at home. Natalie: No, open it now. Here. Here. Adrian Monk: Okay. You understand, it's not going to be perfectly straight.