Adrian Monk: How bad is it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, it's bad, Monk. Blunt force trauma. He was hit from behind. Metal bat or a crowbar.
Adrian Monk: Oh, no.
Lieutenant Disher: A construction crew found him on the Bay Shore freeway under an off-ramp.
Adrian Monk: Oh, God. Can we talk to him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe not for a while. He's in a coma. How do you know this guy?
Adrian Monk: He's my men's room attendant.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.