[flashback:]
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Gildea, how do we know when you sculpted this? I mean, it could have been last week.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Or last year.
Evan Gildea: Here's how you know. She was carved from a two-ton slab of Belgian gray marble that was delivered yesterday at 5:00 pm. Here's the receipt. You can call the quarry yourself.
Adrian Monk: How do we know this is the same slab of Belgian gray marble? You could have sculpted the-the-the-the-the-the-the...
Natalie: Nude.
Adrian Monk: The nude statue out of a different slab. And when that marble was delivered yesterday, all you had to do was hide it.
Evan Gildea: Hide it? You think I hid a two-ton slab of marble? [laughs] That's fantastic. Where is it, detective? Is it underneath the couch?