Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Adrian Monk: Is there a problem? Male UFO Enthusiast: You're not fooling anyone? Adrian Monk: Excuse me? Body Suit Man: We don't believe a word of that. Male UFO Enthusiast: Yeah, that was no model. And it's obviously a cover-up. You're just trying to manipulate us. Body Suit Man: We want the truth. Adrian Monk: Okay. [stilted] Earth people of the net, you were right. I am not human. I traveled here to your, how do you say? Planet. On a class four intergalactic doom freighter. Business Woman: I knew it! Adrian Monk: I was sent to, you know, prepare the way and to [raises hand] observe things and probe things and do alien things to everyone.