Adrian Monk: Excuse me. How are you guys doing?
First Slacker: We're living the dream, man.
Adrian Monk: Great. Are you guys here a lot, drinking beer? Hanging out? Slacking, you know, off?
Second Slacker: Slacking off? Are you a cop?
Adrian Monk: Not technically. It's a long story.
First Slacker: Hey, we got time. And we love stories.
Adrian Monk: Alright, I was suffering from what the doctors called a psychotic break...
Natalie: Mr. Monk, they don't care.