[fantasy:]
Adrian Monk: Kathy, is there anything you'd like to say to mom and dad?
Kathy Cooper: Mom, Dad, I have a confession. Scamp broke your vase.
Mr. Cooper: Scamp?
Kathy Cooper: We didn't want to tell you. We were afraid you'd send him back to the kennel.
Mr. Cooper: I understand why you did what you did, but it's never right to lie.
Kathy Cooper: Sorry, dad.
Adrian Monk: Kathy, is there anything else you'd like to confess?
Kathy Cooper: I looked in Janey's diary.
Adrian Monk: No, no. You know what I'm talking about.