[fantasy:]
Mr. Cooper: I'm very disappointed in you.
Adrian Monk: It's not just Kathy! This whole family is wacko. It's all in her book. You know where she is now? She's in Miami dancing in a strip club.
Janey Cooper: What choice do I have? I have a baby to feed. Danny didn't send me any child support. I haven't seen a nickel.
Danny Cooper: Yeah, well, how do I know the kid's even mine, Janey?
Billy Cooper: What about me?
Adrian Monk: You got hooked on crystal meth. This was the last job you ever had.
Billy Cooper: Oh, Shucky Darns.
Adrian Monk: Do you hear that? What are they laughing at? What are you-
Mrs. Cooper: Mr. Monk, help me.
Adrian Monk: I'm not finished yet.
Natalie: [reality] Mr. Monk, help me, please!