Captain Stottlemeyer: Come on! You used to be a fun guy.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. No, I remember. I remember the time when you graduated, right? We stole that rowboat, you, me, and Trudy. And the lake patrol stopped us, and you started speaking Spanish. Now, that was funny! That was funny! Where's that guy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy died.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, Trudy died, but you didn't die. You're alive.
Adrian Monk: Alive is a funny word.