Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Makes the Playoffs
Captain Stottlemeyer: I told you it was just a fan. Adrian Monk: I just wanna make sure. I wish we had some lab equipment. We could dust for prints. Captain Stottlemeyer: You know what I wish? I wish there was two of me so one of me could be out here wasting my life with you, the other one could be in there watching the football game with Bob Costas.