Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door
Natalie: Marge, we heard you were leaving. Adrian Monk: It's because of me, isn't it? Marge Johnson: No, Adrian. Please don't think that. I have a sister in Seattle. We're gonna buy a townhouse together. Adrian Monk: Your sister? Marge Johnson: She's lonely, too. We're just gonna try to be a little less lonely. Adrian Monk: Listen, Marge, I just want to explain the things I said. Marge Johnson: I'm sorry, too. Now, let's just forget it. Wait. It's a mighty cold world out there, Adrian. [puts scarf on him] You stay warm. Adrian Monk: Yes, ma'am. Marge Johnson: Just remember. You're a pirate. Adrian Monk: Yes, ma'am.