Adrian Monk: Hi. Hi, again. It's Adrian Monk, remember me?
Marge Johnson: Sure.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, what's going on?
Sgt. Mueller: Disturbing the peace. It's no big deal.
Marge Johnson: Well, it's a big deal to me. You know, it's my peace he's disturbing.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it's her peace. It's a big deal to her.
Marge Johnson: We're talking about my next-door neighbor, Mr. Keyes. He bought a set of drums two weeks ago, and I haven't slept in ten days. I'm just desperate and I can't get anybody to do anything about it.
Sgt. Mueller: I was just explaining to Ms. Johnson here that the department has other priorities.
Adrian Monk: Well, maybe the department does, but I don't. Okay, if- If this happens again, call the dispatcher and have him forward the call to me, Adrian Monk. I'll take care of it.