Winston Kasinsky: Did I write 'em? Yeah, I'm not denying it. But I never hurt anybody. I'm not a maniac. I'm a competitive eater. Professional.
Gloria Kasinsky: He's an athlete. You see all these trophies?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, ma'am. Look, this isn't a magazine interview. There was a murder last night. A security guard was killed and the man who killed him stole the Togo exhibit.
Lieutenant Disher: You called Mr. Togo a "sham," a "disgrace," and a "charlatan."
Winston Kasinsky: Which he is. It's not slander if it's true.
Gloria Kasinsky: When Togo broke that record, he was in Malaysia. The eggs are smaller there.
Winston Kasinsky: They're like 12 centimeters.
Gloria Kasinsky: Everybody knows that.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Right. The eggs are smaller in Malaysia.