Jack Monk, Jr.: I was in trouble. I was scared. You know what it's- Hey, you know what it's like being scared. You of all people!
Adrian Monk: Just stop talking! Can you stop talking?
Jack Monk, Jr.: Okay. What is your problem? Are you allergic to the truth?
Jack Monk, Jr.: Yes, that's- I am, I am! That's it! I'm a cheat, I'm a liar, okay? That's who I am. I am as God made me. But I am not a killer! Wait, wait! Hang on! I didn't kill Lindsey Bishop, and you know that. Now, if I go back to prison, they know I did it, I am dead? You send me back there, you'd be killing your own brother.
Adrian Monk: Half brother.
Jack Monk, Jr.: Can you live with that?
Adrian Monk: I live with worse. And stop saying you're family. It doesn't mean anything, especially from you.
Jack Monk, Jr.: No, now Shiv is gonna be after me.
Adrian Monk: I'm sure he is.
Jack Monk, Jr.: Wait, Adrian. Adrian. Hey, whatever happens, you'll always be my- my big brother.