Jack Monk, Jr.: You know what, I am relieved that this happened. I really am. Let's talk about this. No more BS. No more lies, okay? Hand to God.
Adrian Monk: God doesn't wanna see your hand. What is that?
Jack Monk, Jr.: What?
Adrian Monk: That watch. I've seen it before. In Lindsey Bishop's apartment. You stole that watch! They haven't even buried her yet, and you're wearing her watch?
Natalie: Oh, my God!
Jack Monk, Jr.: Okay, first off, wasn't her watch. So it doesn't count. It's a guy's watch, okay? Here, look. Take it back. It's not even my style.
Adrian Monk: You are the most selfish human being on the planet. You don't care about anyone or anything. [looks at the watch, turns to Natalie]
Jack Monk, Jr.: Is he okay?
Natalie: He just solved the case.