Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Miracle
Lieutenant Disher: McCloskey's already talking. We're digging up the fountain tomorrow too. I'm sorry you had to go through all that. Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm not. Lieutenant Disher: How's that? Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm not sorry. [chuckles] I know it's all a hoax. I know it's a big con game. But It felt real. That's all I can say. Randy, when I drank that water, something happened. It was like a slate inside me was wiped clean and I started over. It felt great. Hey, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call my son. Oh, no, no, hang on. Wait a minute. Um, I almost forgot. This is for you. [hands Disher a razor] Merry Christmas. [answers phone] Jared, hey! I was just about to call you. Yeah, I love you too. Lieutenant Disher: It's a razor. Is this for me? Captain Stottlemeyer: Shave it.