Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Miracle
Owen McCloskey: Captain Stottlemeyer! Feeling better? Captain Stottlemeyer: Eh, not really. Owen McCloskey: My brother-in-law had a bad back. You know what fixed it? Captain Stottlemeyer: What? Owen McCloskey: Acupuncture. He swears by it. Captain Stottlemeyer: Been there. Done that. I've tried everything. I've tried crystals, acupuncture... This morning, I was at the monastery in Franklin Park drinking water from the fountain. Owen McCloskey: Oh, yeah, it was on the news. The miracle fountain. Any luck? Captain Stottlemeyer: Not yet. Owen McCloskey: Well, maybe it's a time-release miracle.