Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Miracle
Adrian Monk: Ok, what's this? Natalie: Flowers for the captain. Adrian Monk: No, I mean these. Utensils. New plates. Natalie: Didn't I mention? I invited a few friends to your place for Christmas dinner. Adrian Monk: I don't have any friends. Natalie: Well, they're not really friends. They're really more clients. Adrian Monk: Well, I don't have any clients except the bums. [Natalie clears her throat] I said, I don't have any clients except for the bums.