Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Miracle
Adrian Monk: Oh, there he is. How you doing? Captain Stottlemeyer: I feel like I look. Natalie: Oh, God, back problems are the worst. Adrian Monk: What did the doctor say? Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, I got five doctors. And they haven't got a clue. They've got me on three different medications. I've tried everything. Even this crap. Adrian Monk: What is it? Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know. It's some sort of organic, hippie concoction from hell. My aunt sent me a whole carton of it. Ugh, it tastes like chalk. Natalie: What's in it? Adrian Monk: Chalk extract...