Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes a Punch
Dr. Bell: All right, what would you do? How would you pay the rent? Adrian Monk: Welfare. Dr. Bell: Welfare? That's your plan? What about Natalie? She's been depending on you. What would she do? Adrian Monk: Welfare. We could be welfare buddies. Dr. Bell: Adrian, quitting is a terrible habit. It's like a drug. Once you start, it's almost impossible to stop. I'm not even sure you're eligible for welfare. You have to meet certain criteria. Adrian Monk: Do I have to run half a mile in four minutes? Dr. Bell: No. Adrian Monk: Then I'll be fine.