Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever
Adrian Monk: Why did I make her choose? Of course she'd choose to leave. Everybody leaves. First my father. Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, don't do this now. Adrian Monk: Then Trudy. Captain Stottlemeyer: Trudy didn't leave you. Adrian Monk: Sharona and Dr. Kroger. I can't blame Natalie for leaving. I'd leave me too if I had the chance. Gah, I am the king of Garfunkel. I am oozing Garfunkel.