Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever
Captain Stottlemeyer: What do you got? Adrian Monk: Contact lens case. With only one lens. Ah! Fluid! It's fluid! I need a wipe. Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't have a wipe. Adrian Monk: G- Give me a wipe. Just- I need a wipe. Captain Stottlemeyer: Where's Natalie?