Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever
Captain Stottlemeyer: Where's Natalie? Adrian Monk: She's downstairs. She's signing autographs. Captain Stottlemeyer: You hate this, don't you? Adrian Monk: What? Captain Stottlemeyer: Natalie getting all the attention. Adrian Monk: No, I'm happy for her. Captain Stottlemeyer: Sure you are. Adrian Monk: It's good for her. She deserves it. It's long overdue. Captain Stottlemeyer: It's driving you crazy. I can tell. You used to be the superstar. Now you're Garfunkel. Adrian Monk: I'm not Garfunkel. Captain Stottlemeyer: You're Garfunkel, and you can't stand it. Adrian Monk: I'm not Garfunkel. I'm not Garfunkel.