Jake Phillips: Hey, congratulations. Yeah, I couldn't help overhearing. You got yourself a house, huh?
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Jake Phillips: it's a great feeling. Pride of ownership.
Adrian Monk: Right.
Jake Phillips: You know, if you want, I could drill a couple more holes into that for you.
Adrian Monk: Really?
Jake Phillips: Oh, it'd just take a couple seconds. I'm the same way about my shower. Very particular. My girlfriend says I'm obsessive about it.
Adrian Monk: I get that all the time.
Jake Phillips: Do you? Here, let me give you this. Jake Phillips, handyman. Answer to a homeowner's prayers, right there.
Adrian Monk: "'Honest' Jake, no job too small or too dirty."
Jake Phillips: That's right. Now hang on to that. Because you're moving in to a new place. And if something's creakin' or bulgin' or leakin' or crackin', who you gonna call? Who ya gonna call?
Adrian Monk: Honest Jake.
Jake Phillips: [chuckles] That's me!