Captain Stottlemeyer: I brought you some water and some dry clothes.
Adrian Monk: Where- Where's everybody else?
Captain Stottlemeyer: They're looking for your body. They found your jacket about two miles south. That should keep them busy for a while. Hey, not too shabby for somebody who can't swim.
Adrian Monk: Well, I was highly motivated. What should I do now?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You don't do anything. You're a dead man. You disappear. I'm gonna poke around a bit and see if I can't figure out what's going on. Whatever it is, it's big. Scary big.
Adrian Monk: You think I can-
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, you cannot call Natalie. You cannot call Dr. Kroger. How could you call them if you don't exist? Monk, they want to lock you away, and they have the evidence to do it. And after this little stunt, they could put me away too. You better get going. There is a bus stop behind the gas station up on Silvertree.
Adrian Monk: Hey, thanks. Thanks for killing me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, that's what friends are for.