Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)
Sheriff Rollins: Cold like that, you should have stayed home. Deputy Bell: Can't, I used up all my sick days. Sheriff Rollins: You know how many sick days I've used last ten years? Zero. Nada. Deputy Bell: Well, you're superman. Sheriff Rollins: Nah, I just take care of myself is all. Don't smoke. On the treadmill every morning. Drink a quart of juice every day. OJ, apple, pomegranate. I plan to live forever. Deputy Bell: Nah, it'll just seem like forever.